A child getting $100 from the Tooth Fairy? Nope. Not gonna happen. And that’s why Pink’s daughter, Willow Sage, made a savvy dental deal with dad—and not the $5 per tooth Fairy.

We’ve all been there. Your kiddo has the loosest tooth you’ve ever seen. It’s wiggling around, just hanging on by some sort of dental magic. And you can’t figure out why the darn thing hasn’t fallen out yet. That’s when you gently suggest that your child pull the tooth, ending the just-about-to-fall-out but won’t budge nightmare.

The thought of pulling a tooth out is as appealing to your child as never, ever, ever watching Frozen again. And it’s as appealing to you as your child never, ever, ever watching Frozen again. But alas, it’s a no-go. That is, unless you’re super-cool dad Carey Hart.

Hart recently posted on Instagram, “Willz is gonna be the next major investment banker. We settled on 100 buck for 1 shot at pulling her tooth out. Was the best money I ever spent, and she got 20 weeks worth of tour per diem in 5 seconds.”

Hmm. Let’s think about that if we were all working Tooth Fairies: $100 for five seconds of a seven-year-olds’ time? Now that’s a pretty sweet rate.

—Erica Loop

Featured Photo: Pink via Instagram

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