Sparkling, day-glo floats snake their way through downtown after sunset, the Caveman Kidz Corner wants to rock your world and Hike on the Dike promises exercise and pet adoption awareness this weekend. Also, be sure to get your action slacks on because The Alphabeticians are throwing their biggest party to date, celebrating their fifth birthday and the release of their new CD, Pants!  

Starlight Parade

 photo: PGE/SOLV Starlight Parade by via creative commons

West Side

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Starlight Parade 
It may be past the munchkins’ bedtimes, but it’s worth it. The annual PGE/SOLV Starlight Parade, a tradition since the early 1900s, will see more than 100 glittering, twinkling entries covering everything from drill teams and marching bands to day-glo umbrellas and floodlit floats. Sat., 8:30-11 p.m., Free, All Ages. Event details.

They Will Rock You at the Caveman Kidz Corner
Bring your kids for the first ever Caveman Kidz Corner, where you and your kids will learn about fossils, rocks and meteorites. Each Kidz Corner has a theme, and the first one is a presentation of the store, the kids’ section of the store and a fun fossil activity. All kids must be accompanied by an adult over the age of 18. No food or drinks allowed (water is okay). All kids will leave with a fun little prize. Reservations are required for yourself and your kids. Sun., 2-3 p.m., Free, Ages 5-12. Event details.

Have Purposeful Fun at Family Adventure Day
Join the German International School for Family Adventure Day, with games, crafts, scavenger hunts and face painting. A Lemonade Stand will be set up to raise money to buy new shoes for the Bukesa Children’s Home in Uganda. Sat., 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Free, Ages 3-12. Event details.

East Side 

Party Down with The Alphabeticians
The Alphabeticians are throwing their biggest party ever to celebrate their 5th birthday and the release of their 3rd CD, Pants! For their birthday, they will be playing with a five-piece band for the first time ever, joined by Scott Crabtree on drums, Tallullah’s Daddy on bass and Pointed Man on keyboard, guitar, accordion, trumpet and – a blender(!?). Expect free, tossed band t-shirts and plenty of dancing. Sun, 3:30 p.m. (doors), 4 p.m. (show), $5/person advance, $7/person at door; Free for ages 2 and under, All Ages. Event details. 

Scoop Up Bargains at My Kids to Your Kids Consignment Sale
In addition to 40,000 resale items, this twice annual, three-day baby and kids consignment event will offer Kids’ Day with princess character actors, a balloon artist, face painters, a ceramic hand and foot print booth and a fairy princess photo shoot. Fri. 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Sat. 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun. 10 a.m.- 3 p.m., Free, All Ages. Event details.

Worth the Drive 

Take a Hike on the Dike
Take your little ones and Fido on this scenic, two-mile hike, or join in the 5K and 10K runs along the Columbia River to hel raise funds for the animals at West Columbia Gorge Humane Society.  Also on tap, are delicious food and bevvies, K9 demos, raffles, vendors and adoptable pets. Sat., 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m., $25 minimum pledge/walker, All Ages. Event details.

What’s your plan for the weekend? Let us know in the Comments below. 

–Suzie Ridgway