Laughter is the best medicine––and with that in mind we’ve put together a list of San Diego jokes for kids that will have everyone slapping their knee. Scroll down for silly jokes, funny jokes, and jokes kids are sure to LOL hearing, telling and re-telling!
1. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.
2. What did the seashell at Del Mar Beach say to the fish?
Call me on my shell phone.
3. What is the best day to go to Coronado Beach?
Sun-day.
4. What do you call a witch who lives at Mission Beach?
A sand-wich.
5. What do you call a dog running at Dog Beach in summer?
A hot dog.
6. Where do San Diego sharks go on summer vacation?
To Finland.
7. What did La Jolla Beach say when the tide came in?