My local Target is my happy place. I shop there, I write about it, I pretty much know every single employee by name. It truly is my home away from home. As much as I obsess over my shopping Mecca, these target shoppers have totally gone cray-cray.

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In 2015 Target teamed up with Lily Pulitzer and women went bananas! The result looked a bit something like this.

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This is basically what my shopping trip looks like on a random Tuesday. Kids, you are gonna have to get out of the cart and walk. This bedding is 70% off. Bedding over babies.

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WHAT!  90% OFF! So what if it’s the dead of winter? I need all of this. Every single brightly colored cup is mine. I can just store it all in my basement, which now resembles a Target storage room.

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Is there a secret Target Mom group that I don’t know about? Do you all dress in red, buy 36 oz. lattes and shop at secret times? I need these women in my life immediately. These are my people!

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Target is so insanely awesome that even the celebs can not stay away. Nice cheese balls, Snookie.

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This Target Warrior is so excited to hit the aisles that she forgot to take the basket out of the basket holder. Screw it, just go

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These people will literally DIE to get inside the shiny, red gates.

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This kid’s mom is wasting no time training her little Target Tot. Get in the cart and read me those ads, girl!

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Guess who is renewing their vows at Target! THIS GIRL! I can’t wait to reveal this plan to my husband.

So nice to know that I am not the only one who loses her mind over Target. The world is FILLED with us obsessed shoppers.