Kids can say and do the darndest things, even when they’re at school. And when things get too out of hand, teachers or school officials will send the student home with a note. Fortunately for us, some notes home are pretty funny. Here is a hilarious compilation of notes home from school. Enjoy!

1. “Riding friends like horses.”

@shes_afox

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2. “Today Dillinger was singing ‘I’m Sexy and I know it.’ Too funny! If you could just talk to him about not singing this kind of song at school, that would be great. Thanks for your support.”

@mommacrow

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3. “Wiley likes to stick his fingers in his mouth until he gags.”

@jcarnig

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4. “Brandie wanted me to let you know she does not have to wear a dress to the field trip. The newsletter says to dress nice, but she does not have to wear a dress.”

@beeazee14

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5. “Madison accidentally swallowed a rubber band this morning — she said she’s fine, she seems fine — just wanted to let you know!”

@madisonembrey

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6. “Wiley walked over to a friend who was quietly working at his table. Wiley put his bottom against his friend’s back and passed gas, then laughed.”

@mariaisinverted

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7. “Very amusing, but let’s keep the orgy talk off the tests.”

Class-Clown

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8. “Quote of the day: (After calling [Classmate] ugly, his excuse was) ‘It’s not my fault. My brain hurts. I fell out of a chair today but I’m okay.’ Made my day!”

@dheannhu

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9. “Please remind Tori to not tell her classmates they are ‘sexy.’ LOL”

@taylerpedersen

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10. “Believe in yourself, and don’t rush to grow up. Read books by Meg Rosoff instead of serial killers!”

Above-Average-Reading-Level

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11. “Somehow, John, I don’t believe this is your best coloring. Make it your goal to do your best.”

@campbellcrazies

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12. “Thanks, but I’m married!”

@meltherine

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13. “I had a good day until 11:00. I spit on the floor. Mrs. Terry made me wipe it up. I will not do that anymore.” & “I had a bad day. Was throwing food at the lunch table… Would not stay in his chair at all during class today.”

@patrickcollins11

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14. “He said he wanted more homework!”

@vl7ly

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Have you ever received a note home from the teacher? Tell us in the comments below!

 

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