From the soccer carpool to the never-ending assortment of mismatched socks, sometimes there are days when you’ve only got a few seconds (or 140 characters) to get a good giggle. Well, sit back and get ready to scroll because we’ve scoured the Twitterverse for moms and dads that rap about the highs and lows of parenting, and the results are hilarious.
1. Byeee.
Took 3yo to Target. Passed by an employee bending over in the frozen food section. She yells, "Look mama, a buttcwack!" #momlife pic.twitter.com/IeqiYBbJxt
— CCP IS ASSHOE (@CCPISASSH0E) September 20, 2016
2. How. Dare. You!?
When you're about to put the kids to bed & the in-laws pop in to say, "Hey, kids- who wants ice cream?!" pic.twitter.com/DA1E9Jm6t2
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) September 23, 2016
3. Whatever keeps the little sweethearts busy…
Teach your kids anything is possible. Right now mine are trying to dig a hole to China
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) September 23, 2016
*checks watch & sips mimosa*
Who am I to stop them?
4. Aww, picture perfect! <3
We're just a typical family. My wife is in the kitchen baking her secret recipe cupcakes and my sons are outside lighting the shed on fire.
— eEric (@ericsshadow) September 24, 2016
5. That’smygirl!
https://twitter.com/SuburbanSnaps/status/778956391583277056
6. Same?
My toddler will hear a 20 word sentence that has one swear word, and he'll only repeat the one swear word. I'm both ashamed and proud.
— DarkMatter2525 (@DarkMatter2525) September 20, 2016
7. If you must, please attempt with caution.
– Trying to wake a bear from hibernation
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 23, 2016
– Trying to wake a 6yo for school on a Friday
Same thing.
8. We’re glad we aren’t the only ones.
Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
— denise (@Stellacopter) September 19, 2016
9. Worst. Game. Ever.
https://twitter.com/andwhatamom/status/778336152277221378?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
10. They say the darndest things, right?
My mom's hair is actually brown, but she paints it yellow to be prettier.
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) September 23, 2016
– how my son has decided he needs to greet everyone we meet
11. Challenge accepted.
THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 22, 2016
ME: Watch me.
12. So True!
Parenting was so much easier when I raised my non-existent children hypothetically.
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) September 19, 2016
13. Whoever created this deserves a punch in the face.
Man-Card Guide To Housework:
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) September 25, 2016
1. Unload dishes and put in wrong place
2. Don’t sort clothes when washing
3. Vacuum over and tangle cords
14. Those clowns are NOT okay.
[amusement park w/ kids during Fright Fest]
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) September 26, 2016
ME: it's ok…the scary clowns are actors-
*clown pops up revving chainsaw*
ME: WHAT THE SHIT??
15. The more you know…
https://twitter.com/TheSuperParents/status/777683732991836160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments below!
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