Kids eat bizarre, jaw dropping things. I should know. I once walked out of the bathroom to find a giant, raw pork chop hanging out of my tiny toddler’s mouth! Check out some of these unconventional munchies that kids have feasted on.

Pet Food

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In truth, at least this is food or some sort.

Bath Water

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I die every single time I see my toddlers lapping up the bath water. Note to self:  scrub out the tub!

Crayons

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At least their teeth will be pretty rainbow bright colors, right?

Poop…Any Poop

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Cat poop, dog poop, their own poop. Kids eat poop, and it is disturbing beyond measure.

Old Food Found in the Car

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Cookie crumbs, the remnants of a month old bagel, a sippy full of milk  that has curdled, rock hard french fries. They will find it and they will eat it.

Nature

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What is it about decaying leaves that sounds so appetizing to little ones?

Hygiene Products

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I don’t think we have a single stick of deodorant in this house without a few bite marks in it.

Cat Litter

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This is gross and apparently very common.

Money

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I cannot even count the number of times my girls have shoved a penny in their mouths, or in their ear, or attempted to shove one up their tiny noses. Your body is NOT a vending machine!