Remember kids, the most important thing is: mommy tried. Mommy clearly failed though, so please eat your birthday cake from Costco while she broods over these epic baking fails.

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It looks like Tinkerbell has been eating the cake, not being the cake.

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A cake fit for a princess, or a bachelorette or a porn star.

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I get it, it’s Cinderella. Here is the thing though: If you can’t draw then you can not make a cake like this.

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Pretty sure this is a lamb. Pretty sure this took an entire day to craft. Pretty sure this mom is sitting on the kitchen floor in a puddle of tears over this cake fail.

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This creation looks exactly like the picture…except a whole lot worse. Just tell the party guests you let your son bake the cake. Problem solved.

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Elsa’s mugshot cake. Mom: Just “let it go” and buy a cake.

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Nailed it! Happy birthday, sweetie. This year for your birthday mommy make you a cake of nightmares.

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This looks as if it should be totally doable.  Clearly not.

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Someone woke up ambitious and ready to bake their 4-year-old son an epic dinosaur cake.

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This cake right here is why I buy my kids birthday cakes. Even in its simplest form it is destined to be a fail, a big fat fail.