If you’re looking to provide your family with lasting memories and adventure, say hello to New York City’s roster of theme restaurants. They’re kitschy, they’re clever and they’re fun, fun, fun! From dressing like a ninja to dining with your favorite doll, the city has something for everyone. (But beware, prices can be high, and the food won’t be getting a Michelin star any time soon.) But—the kids will be mesmerized and you will likely have a blast, too. To get in on the action, check out our list of exciting, entertaining and interactive theme restaurants.

photo: Medieval Times

To Travel To 11th-Century Spain: Medieval Times

You may be shocked at how much fun you and the kids have at this over-the-top experience. A tiny corner of Lyndhurst, New Jersey has been transformed into (an admittedly cleaned-up) 11th-century Spain. A real falcon swoops over your head, horses dance, and yes, knights (specially-trained performers/stuntmen) actually joust in a sand-filled arena.

Of course, each seating section has its own knight to root for, and the chivalrous guys take a break at one point to present ladies in the audience flowers. Kids will love eating with their hands like castle-dwellers of yore, as well as the actual sparks that magically fly when swords clash during combat in the ring. If you attend for a special occasion the guest of honor can be included in the king's proclamations. Full price tickets are $62.95 for adults, and $36.95 for kids 12 and under, but Medieval Times runs regular ticket specials throughout the week and for holidays, school breaks, etc.

Medieval Times
149 Polito Ave.
Lyndhurst, Nj
888-935-6878
Online: medievaltimes.com

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For Old School Sweets: Brooklyn Farmacy & Soda Fountain

Your kids may not appreciate the nostalgic appeal of this old-fashioned soda shop but they’ll quickly learn how novel it is to perch on a stool, place an order with a friendly Farmacy “jerk” and slurp down an artisanal egg cream. Originally a pharmacy, the beloved neighborhood “Farm” has preserved its apothecary roots so this vintage vibe is unmistakable and authentic. The menu features many seasonal, locally sourced ingredients along with classic soda shop confections, like banana splits, milkshakes, root beer floats and even a cherry lime rickey!

Brooklyn Farmacy & Soda Fountain
513 Henry St.
Carroll Gardens
718-522-6260
Online: brooklynfarmacyandsodafountain.com

For A Spooky Good Time: Beetle House NYC

Fearless kids and teens will love the sight of Beetle Juice walking around this dark and haunting restaurant. It’s Halloween, it’s horror, and it’s a Tim Burton extravaganza. The décor is pure movie memorabilia, think Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd and more. And it is every bit as spooky and eerie as each movie. If you like the idea of dining next to creepy characters, then Beetle House is for you. There is a super cool cocktail menu and a set prix fixe menu for dinner that changes seasonally. The menu always includes a meat, vegetarian and vegan option and costs $30-$50 per person.

Good to know: the restaurant is very small and a reservation is required.  

Beetle House NYC
306 East 6th St.
East Village
Manhattan
646-510-4786
Online: beetlehousenyc.com

photo: Barking Dog

To Pet A Pooch: Barking Dog

Whether you have a pet dog or a love for cute little pups, the Barking Dog on the Upper East Side is your spot. It is a full-service restaurant with a dog-friendly atmosphere that caters to canines. Adorable dog photos cover the walls, there is a watering fountain outside for dogs to socialize with other dogs, and the vibe is relaxed and casual. If that doesn’t make you want to spend a lazy dog-filled Sunday afternoon there, perhaps the delicious breakfast menu and American classics like grilled cheese, meatloaf, mac ‘n’ cheese, ribs and burgers will.

Good to know: weekend brunch lines can be very long, try to get there as early as possible if you don’t have a reservation.

Barking Dog
1678 Third Ave.
Upper East Side
Manhattan
212-831-1800
Online: barkingdog94.com

For A Purrrrr-fect Meal: Koneko

Calling all cat lovers, the Koneko is a newly opened cat café on the Lower East Side. Hailed as America’s first Japanese cat café, this bright and airy space serves delicious coffee, pastries and light bites alongside cute little kittens for adoption. The café and cats are separated by a soundproof glass wall to create quiet and calm for the cats. The “cattery” side is filled with scratch pads, cushions and of course, cats galore. You can choose to eat and observe the fun or you can bring your food into the cattery and play. Time in the cattery, which can be reserved online, costs $15 per person (limited to one hour if busy).

Good to know: The cattery closes for catnaps daily from 3-4pm and it is closed on Tuesdays. Reservations are a must.

Koneko
26 Clinton St.
Lower East Side
Manhattan
646-370-5699
Online: konekonyc.com

For Witchcraft and Wizardry: Pasta Wiz

Have a penchant for pasta and Harry Potter? Then Pasta Wiz is for you. It’s fast, it’s fresh, it’s organic! Dishes like Spaghetti and Meatballs, Fettuccini Alfredo, Carbonara, and Pesto Fusilli are all served under the guise of Harry Potter. But be warned, this is not a Warner Brothers approved restaurant, so you will not find mention of Harry Potter anywhere on the website. There are however wizardly things everywhere at Pasta Wiz - witch hats hang from the ceiling, quidditch balls are on display, cascading books cover the walls, broomsticks levitate above a fireplace and the most magnificent of all, a chandelier with colored orbs hanging brilliantly over the entire set up. You’ll love the easy, affordable dishes, your kids will love dining alongside everyone’s favorite young wizard.

Good to know: The Brooklyn location is currently closed. Pasta Wiz Express on MacDougal Street is open. Both locations are closed on Mondays.

Pasta Wiz
60 North 1st St.
Williamsburg
718-387-1416
Online: pastawiz.com

Pasta Wiz Express
126 MacDougal St.
Greenwich Village
917-965-8040

For Action and Adventure: Ninja New York

At Ninja New York you are definitely paying for the performance when you dine in the Japanese village where waiters jump through the walls, perform magic and do card tricks while they serve your sushi. (Prepare for some fun surprises en route to your table.) Be sure to order one or two of the experiential Ninja art dishes, which feature special effects like dry ice, fire and/or knives.

Ninja New York
25 Hudson St.
Tribeca
212-274-8500
Online: ninjanewyork.com

For Broadway’s Finest: Ellen’s Stardust Diner

For the little Broadway lover, Ellen’s Stardust is a must.  Ellen Hart, a former Miss Subway, came up with the idea to pair a 1950s-themed diner with singing wait staff, after 30 years it's still a huge hit. The wait staff are real Broadway hopefuls ("Stardusters”) that will stand atop the tables, in the balcony and more belting out your favorite show tunes. Before you know it, you and your little ones will be singing along with everything from the Lion King to Aladdin.

Expect diner fare like burgers, American cheese sandwiches and meatloaf (they also do salads) as well as classic ice cream concoctions and even special cakes like the "Frozen" or the "Wicked.”

Good to know: It is in prime out-of-towner/Broadway territory: Times Square. There is often a very long line to get in and reservations are not accepted.

Ellen’s Stardust Diner
1650 Broadway
Theater District
347-504-6517
Online: ellensstardustdiner.com

To Satisfy A Sweet Tooth: Max Brenner

Welcome to the ultimate dessert destination, complete with a café, gift shop and chocolate in syringes for true chocoholics. The restaurant’s menu includes savory options but it’s hard to fathom ordering a sandwich or salad when you are surrounded by so much chocolate. The kids’ menu has decadent bites like melting marshmallow crepes filled with gummy bears and a chocolate pizza topped with an ice cream snowball. But you may just want to share the fondue tower (complete with bananas, strawberries, chocolate chunk cookies, marshmallows, fluffy chocolate sponge cake and waffles) from the regular menu. Prepare to get messy, prepare for a major sugar rush, and prepare for a potential dentist appointment!

Max Brenner
841 Broadway
Union Square
Manhattan
646-467-8803
Online: maxbrenner.com

photo: Beth Shea

For A Girls’ Day Out: American Girl Café

Here's where the little ladies of New York lunch (with their dolls.) Tucked inside the newly-relocated American Girl toy store, this enchanting destination caters to little girls and their plastic BFF's. The restaurant serves brunch, lunch, afternoon tea or dinner. The adult and kid menus are both great, but the real reason you dine here is to see your little one’s face light up as the restaurant staff provides a clip-on highchair and proper place setting for their doll. Forgot your doll? No worries. You can borrow a loaner during your meal.

Good to know: Reservations are recommended.

American Girl Café
75 Rockefeller Plaza
Midtown
877-247-5223
Online: americangirl.com

For Tea Time: Alice’s Tea Cup

Ready to graduate from imaginary tea party to the real deal? Bring your kids to Alice’s Tea Cup for an English high tea service with a quirky Mad Hatter twist. The small and cozy café is brightly painted and decorated with lines from the Lewis Carroll tale. The menu offers sandwiches, cakes, cookies and yummy scones with clotted cream, along with a wide selection of teas, which are charmingly served on mismatched china. Little guests can order grilled cheese, PB& J, homemade graham crackers with honey and even pureed baby food for the smallest of guests. It’s definitely worth a trip down the rabbit hole!

Good to know: Alice’s Tea Cup has 3 locations: Chapter i, Chapter ii, and Chapter iii; reservations are recommended.

Alice’s Tea Cup
Chapter i
102 West 73rd St.
Upper West Side
212-799-3006
Online: alicesteacup.com

Chapter ii
156 East 64th St.
Lenox Hill
212-486-9200

Chapter iii
220 East 81st St.
Upper East Side
Manhattan
212-734-4832

What is your favorite family-friendly themed restaurant? Tell us in the comments below!

—Danielle Krupa & Lambeth Hochwald

 

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